by Jbalright August 13, 2018
A moment that is so awesome that it makes you want to eat and have an orgasmic moment at the same time.
Person 1: bro my mommy just died but I also got a triple feed
Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude
Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude
by Beans chungus June 27, 2021
When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see
by Hurricane2 January 16, 2020
Mr. Beans is not gay.
by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019
Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
by SunnyDelyght November 21, 2016
A secret community of lovers who use beans as a cover for their affair. Includes ImAllexx, Memulous, James Mariott and WillNE>
by robloxdaddy March 12, 2019