ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

that ass bitch

What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner

I want that ass bitch!

by FASHWANIUGANDI February 1, 2018

ass scrap

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

by thecnbaker April 8, 2017

Ass Yam

A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.

Also known as Ass candy.

Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!

by atomicjive November 4, 2008

Ass Yarn

Ass yarn is the action of your asshole hair twisting into a yarn like braid.

"Dude, your hat looks like ass yarn!"

by assyarn February 6, 2015

Candy Ass

The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'

The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this

by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV November 7, 2017

ass foo

Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.

"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"

by CatMan357 October 21, 2013