Fist Hump

As opposed to a fist pump, a fist hump is the act of masturbating ater being defeated in some form of competition.

"Rodney really got his ass handed to him in that match, nothing left but a fist hump for him"

by Heeeeenk December 24, 2011

Leg humper

When someone on your team is always on your ass during any online video game.

Wish this Leg humper would move away from me!

by General DSO December 4, 2011

bump-hump

A dance with someone you would fuck, or with whom you would otherwise enjoy pubic area contact while dancing.

I would never bump-hump my mom or dad. Any pubic area contact while dancing with either one would gross me out.

by Sadie Salacious May 4, 2014

stage humper

Stripper. One who humps a stage for a living.

That dumbass broad will probably grow up to be a stage humper.

by Senecablues May 26, 2014

doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014

cross-humper

A person who uses the Christian religion to feel superior or righteous.

Cassandra is an inbred, cross-humper who boasts about going to church and being a good person.

by emilylime January 21, 2015

Hungry hump

The large, protruding, meaty fold of skin at the base of the head in obese individuals. The fatpad is especially prominent in men with bald heads.

These football linemen are tough to catch, maybe I should grab on to their hungry hump for better leverage. fathead, bighead, hoghead, obese, fat, chunky, tubby

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015