Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I couldn’t tell if she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.

I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.

by The G. August 8, 2009

poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013

Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.

Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!

by TobuscusSpeedRun May 7, 2020

Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020

vibration goggles

state that ones eyes are in when smoking the drug "maryjane" when listening to certain types of trance music where ones eyes will "pulsate / vibrate" to the beat of the music like a visualization from windows media player.

yo man, this maryjanes WHACK and i got vibration goggles on im tripped duuude with a big smiley face Yo!

by Arhuu TimmErgh August 29, 2010

Indian goggles

n. A set of balls is cut off from an Indian male to replace his eyeballs

This fucking Indian prick...what's his fucking name? Oh, yeah...Aarav. Give him the Indian goggles.

by ThatWillBeTheDay August 19, 2024