Ghost Traffic

When you're driving slowly through traffic and then it suddenly clears up, no crash, no event, the traffic just starts mysteriously moving again.

I was late stuck in ghost traffic on the Hwy 17

by Deric Horn June 18, 2016

sheet ghost

A white bed sheet with two wholes cut out of the center for eyes, as seen on Charlie Brown.

by Moonshine October 18, 2003

Ghost sex

RAPE!!! if you do this get out of my face. this is when two men switch places during sex without the girl knowing, the second man was not consensual. disgusting

“you dude me and my buddy had ghost sex with tasha last night”

“dude.. we aren’t friends anymore that’s rape”

by flareings July 5, 2019

ghost cum

That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.

(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"

It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!

by John McCrary March 12, 2008

Ghost Liking

When a user on Facebook "likes" another users comment left on a status without donating their two cents in the actual conversation at hand.

Reasons for this maybe because:

(1) have nothing to contribute to the status.
(2) don't want to receive useless notifications by liking/commenting the actual status or
(3) it was that damn good of a comment and worthy of receiving props.

Chervony: "Molly keeps Ghost Liking the comments I leave on Diaz' status'! It's like she's here with us listening to our every word!"

Ben Dover: "I feel her presence in this status."

(Chervony and Ben Dover embrace each other in fear)

by Jovan606 July 30, 2010

Snot Ghosts

When your nose is running so much and is so raw that instead of blowning your nose for the hundredth time you just stick tissues up your nose so snots not dripping out, the remainder of the tissue sticking out of your nose resembles old fashioned sheet ghosts. Hence Snot Ghosts.

My nose is so raw from blowing it so much, that I opted for snot ghosts today for some relief.

by OutbreakMonkey May 8, 2009

ghost fart

When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.

Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.

by dlboone24 October 8, 2014