French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.

"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."

by word slicer November 15, 2020

french shotgun

When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose

Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose

by rk2020 November 24, 2020

French Periscope

When you wear two french womens vaginas as goggles.

im gonna use you as a french periscope

by gooeysoldier January 13, 2021

french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021

French Taco

The act of having anal sex with a sexual partner who has poop in between their buttcheeks, creating a taco-like resemblance, and ejaculating causing a creme effect.

The French made a lot, French toast, French fries, French tacos,etc.

by JustinSchultz April 1, 2021

Learn French

Wank

Guys, I go offline, I have to learn french

by TheREALSaltyAlpaca April 8, 2021