Gately tax

When Jamie (the big) gately eats all your food in English

Do you know what tax is yeah well your getting gately tax

by Father_damian December 19, 2023

Fanum tax

It means when the youtuber fanum takes your food

so if somesombody takes something they can say get fanum taxed

by ABOHUSSIENTEZOKABERABUHUSSIEN January 19, 2024

Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM

Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."

by Mr. Brazil March 15, 2022

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Tobin Tax

Tobin eat's everything and when he wants to eat more food

Don't tobin tax my food

by Tobin Tax January 22, 2024

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower April 18, 2018