daddy day

on November 5 it's call your boyfriend daddy day

girlfriend: yeah baby you know what today is

boyfriend: no what is it today?
girlfriend: daddy day i can tell you daddy all day long

by wolf06 October 31, 2020

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Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018

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Drug day

When you and a friend or not friend been going for almost half a month lack of sleep, food and vitamins you just need the day off to try get you brain realigned.

I'm such a cry baby I need the drug day I'm to soft

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019

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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

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Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009

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