Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise

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by The sex guru September 6, 2013

Floppy

The action of making your package "flop" up and down making a slapping or clapping noise.

Bill just flopped his balls.

by JDrodriguez17 February 20, 2004

flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.

The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.

by swanssy January 13, 2009

Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up

Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...

by hotness12345 January 22, 2009

flippy

A little fuzzy squirrel decked in camo BDU's who is a war veteran.Normally very docile....but don't do anything to remind him of his days in the trenches...or...foxholes (www.happytreefriends.com)

Flippy sliced off the bunny's face with his combat knife

by Flippy March 19, 2003

Fappy Meal

Synonym for 'jailbait' - A woman who is very attractive and sexy, called out when a person wishes to invade the 'jailbait' in a very unusual matter with various moves and techniques which are compiled on the site where the woman is called upon.

"I would shove that fappy meal so far in my mouth I would enjoy choking."
"Man, when I get home, I'm going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my dick will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.

by drpoonlover March 10, 2009

Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

by Dick Champ May 24, 2011