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Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded
I hate Ethan he's so retarded
by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
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He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.
georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”
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Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin
by Turts the god May 21, 2020
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Ethan Hannon

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.
by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020
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ehrandom

Wow You shoud subscribe to ehrandom
by EhRandomPLsSub December 5, 2020
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Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
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ethan best

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.
Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.
by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021
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