by HomelessWizzard August 08, 2022
N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.
Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."
Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
by Eizzil Rose June 05, 2011
Another word for "penis."
by Trousermouse December 12, 2017
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024
"You snake eyed turtle fuck"
by eyed turtle March 28, 2021
It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.
by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024