Dutch Solo

Too jerk off whilst taking a shit

I was late for work today so to save time I just gave myself a Dutch Solo, it was great

by DrBallsMcGee August 20, 2010

Dutch Carrot

When you're fucking your girl on her period, then you stick it in her ass and she farts on your dick giving it a slight orange tinge when you pull out.

"bro, my girl's on her period, what should I do? "

"give her the good ol' dutch carrot, ya lad. "

by Special sausage_101 June 13, 2018

Dutch Coffee

A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).

Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!

by Lobster Bisque March 7, 2015

dutch repitition

jacking someone else off in repitition

1.. 2. 1....2....1....2 done we did a dutch repitition

by freddy extra p March 25, 2010

dutch ass

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.

"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)

by KitchenBryan May 14, 2016

dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.

I received a Dutch Shmegma

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016

Dutch bag

a polite way of saying someone's a duche bag.

you're a real dutch bag!

by Cisco March 2, 2005