Spark Driver

Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.

Im a spark driver. Im an idiot who is exploited by illegal aliens

by anonymous July 22, 2025

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

Georgia Pile Driver

When an arbitrary number of males bust a nut into a measuring cup after which the concoction is poured into a female laying naked in the pile driver position (woman on her neck with legs in the air) for the purpose of insemination. The woman then must lay in this position for 6 hours to let it kick in.

You know Stew and I want to have a kid but don't want to know who the father is. We are thinking about giving Mary the ol' Georgia Pile Driver.

by Washygigg Sauce January 16, 2025

Bus Driver

Dumping a load in somebody’s ass. They’re now transporting an ass load of kids.

Man, last night I turned my girl over and finished in her ass. Turned her into a bus driver!

by Navydoc23 January 24, 2025

your driver door is ajar

(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down

“hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food

Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.

by Emma. February 27, 2023

Boris Driver

A person who is really bad at driving in games and practically turns cars into planes with the way they drive

Bro you are such a Boris Driver. I am never letting you behind the wheel ever again.

by S1gerius June 26, 2024