Doing a Morty

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.
I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?
by iamrick December 05, 2020
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Doing a Leslie

1. To masturbate on webcam (so called because Leslie Grantham was caught in his Eastenders dressing room doing just that)

2. To generally be a sexual deviant in an unpleasant manner (we can thank both John Leslie the British TV presenter, accused of some nastiness to one Ulrika Jonsson, and the aforementioned Leslie Grantham for this usage)
I was idly browsing some webcam chatrooms today when, much to my disgust (though not surprise), I caught my friend Chris Doing A Leslie from his pad in France.
by Chris Meme October 29, 2007
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doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be
ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.
by crashtestdummy October 29, 2008
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Doing a maya

Having a wank, probably quite an excessive amount of masturbation is occurring. Sometimes to pass the time or sometimes used to procrastinate.
'How many maya's have you had today?'
'Ah, I haven't stopped doing a maya all day, I've been so bored'
by ps3d0nym December 16, 2016
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Doing a Dani.

Dramatically going over the top when something goes wrong.
There he/she goes, doing a Dani.

Don't do a Dani!
by blllllllllahaa June 02, 2009
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dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts
hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro
by cazpers January 07, 2023
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Do in a pinch

When a person is generally considered not attractive enough to hook up with but they will suffice when it’s late, you’re drunk or if you need a ride.
She’s not hot but she’ll do in a pinch.
by Mr. Bunluv May 19, 2018
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