Mad Cowbell Disease

The mental illness of a drummer or percussionist. Causes the drummer to stare at a cowbell with desire to play it leading to a point where they play it at an inappropriate part in a song. People with MCD play the cowbell often as possible and it can get annoying after a while to some, but to most, it is entertaining.

"Did you hear John during practice today?"
"No what happened?"
"His Mad Cowbell Disease led to a corny drum fill and it threw everyone off. He needs to control himself."
"Word."

by AveryW January 18, 2009

ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.

Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

by PME InfoSource December 26, 2008

mad cow disease

something PETA planted in our cattle in an effort to turn everyone to vegatarians/vegans

damn PETA now they are trying to kill meat eaters with mad cow disease

by kick petas ass January 3, 2004

dirty dick disease

It is what you get if you have slept with over 30 women.DDD

Man i bet that guy has a bad case of the Dirty Dick Disease.
My friend has some bad DDD

by C MART December 28, 2005

Doctor Who Disease

Something most Whovians have. Disease is contagious. It's the name for what people have when they talk about Doctor Who to people who really don't give a shit.

Whovian: Omg I just got these new light-up tardis ear rings
me: Congratulations. By the way, you have Doctor Who Disease.

by jazzdrums December 24, 2014

irish disease

The slang term referring to the commonly below average, small penis of Irish men.

"Cindy, you know I'd date Tom, but I'm not feeling the whole Irish Disease, I don't want to date a guy with a small cock."

by Chris Connelly June 12, 2006

Mad Hoe Disease

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat

Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease

by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019