Die Laughing the First- Noted Noveau Americano royale extraordinaire and metric ruler and shepherd of tweep.
His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.
Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.
However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.
His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.
Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.
However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.
by ThatATsignLaCrabzilla February 19, 2010
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Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.
Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!
Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.
Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!
Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
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mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
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person 1: hey idiot please kill urself
person 2: no die
person 1: *kills himself due to being told to*
person 2: no die
person 1: *kills himself due to being told to*
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