what did the giraffe say to the spider

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dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021

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Did a bull on it

When an individual makes a statement of intent and proceeds to do the exact opposite even after vigorously promising he would not do so

Did he break up with her? No, he did a bull on it , there back together for the 42nd time

Is he coming down to Wexford? No, he has to give a voucher to his 87 year old best friend

by Sliglov August 7, 2021

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Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

by how did you find this February 15, 2022

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I did that!

Stickers placed on many gas station pumps, usually near the total sale readout, featuring President Joe Biden pointing and smiling. Became popular in the Fall 2021 when gas prices exceed $3 a gallon on average.

I saw an “I did that!” sticker when I went to get gas at Exxon. It scared me so I tried to take it off, but then the manager yelled at me and told me to leave. I’m so offended and triggered.

by Jack X^2 February 18, 2022

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