Dave Maurice

Dave Maurice can be a wonderful person, he his cute, has light chocolate skin and bright pink lips. also easy to talk to, he can make you happy when skies are grey, he likes board games and riddles. He falls in love with someone once he gets to know them well. if you find a Dave Maurice try and be close friend with him because he is also filthy rich but doesn't show off .

Dave Maurice made my day.
I love Dave Maurice.

by Thegoofyman May 29, 2021

Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.

Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!

by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

Daving

Turning up to to a mates house and immediately using the toilet for poops.
Often leaving skid marks.

I’m Daving to use the toilet.

by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023

Crazy Dave

Killer,scapegoat for white niggers,will fight you,drug drinker,hole poller,lost,parah

There's that crazy Dave we set up .we stole that gun and wedding ring , remember Zach,and we said crazy Dave did it.

by Godsmacker December 17, 2019

Dave Mustaine

Lead singer of megadeth. Very attractive back in the day. A guy who is very dominant to his girlfriends

Dave Mustaine kissed me on the cheek

by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024

Dave

Vitamin C deficient

That dave needs to suck on a lime. He's got scurvy

by JaMarcus Russell 69 June 15, 2023