by 4(/ December 2, 2013

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

by Krafffffty August 10, 2021

by Daddytko1 October 2, 2020

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

by pimpingpartypalace August 20, 2012

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
by happy mad May 30, 2016
