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Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis
Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.
by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019
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Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
Eww she look Dusty Crusty
by happy mad May 30, 2016
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Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
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Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.
I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015
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Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
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Crusty

someone or something that is Disgusting Nasty Annoying or dirty
See that guy over there he's crusty.
by pimpingpartypalace August 20, 2012
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Crusty

random guy : Damn nigga your crusty

Dude:not as crusty ass that nigga Jacob

Random guy:damn you right
by Daddytko1 October 2, 2020
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