Cookie

Something that is so good, that you should keep it away from others and don't let anyone touch it.
ie: virginity, a really cool toy, etc.

Now you see what happens when you let someone mess with your cookie.

by Me April 1, 2004

anal cookie

when one man lathers his satchel in cookie dough and the girl sticks some chocolate chips up her backward area...and the make sweet love in a sauna...and eat it if they get and chips and dough to collide...they then continue to whip eachother until bleeding occurs. After this they go to the females parents house and spit on the females mother...and slap the father.

Jim and Lil were bored and near a sauna and fresh cookie dough...They decided to make anal cookie. Jim lathered is white white cocker in the cookie dough and lil fed her nice applebottom some chocolate chips...they made cookies in the sauna and afterwards whipped eachother till the bled. They then went to Lils house and spit on lils mom. Then they slapped her father, but not too hard because he has a shotgun.

by Cindy Woo Hoo November 8, 2008

cookie

It means a (seductive) girl.

Example: The track "Cookie Jar" of Gym Class Heroes.

by Xplosive Part II aka Double U January 13, 2009

butch cookie

when a lesbian punches her pregnant girlfriend in the stomach and eats the dead fetus from her vagina

My girlfriend said it's OK to fuck dude, but if i get pregnant the baby is going to end up a butch cookie.

by LOW-CASPER May 1, 2009

penis cookie

The new term for teabagging in the Halo world. Instead of asking, "How do my nuts taste?", when teabagging, one can say, "Take that penis cookie!"

Guy 1 kills Guy 2 in Halo and teabags him.
Guy 1 : How does that penis cookie taste?
Guy 2 : Damn, I can't fit it all in my mouth at once.

by kenster421 October 20, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

space cookie

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.

Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!

by John November 15, 2004