frutti clue

A term used to describe an action of a straight male that may be considered homosexual in nature. Not meant to insinuate that one is actually homosexual, but used to highlight such tendencies.

"Jack changed his outfit 5 times before we went to the game!"

"That's a frutti clue if you ask me!"

by gustin September 6, 2005

Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.

"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"

by Jut36 October 29, 2009

KD close

1) Kissing Distance close. When a person gets super close to your mouth and they are within kissing distance
2) To close a kiss, aka lock lips for the first time
3) If unwelcomed can be invasion of personal space

"OMG so like whatevs, Joe and I were hanging out and he got like KD close, but he didn't K. What an asshole"

"I know my doctor is supposed to examine me, but he got kd close. It was so awkward."

" She did nothing. I was KD close and she just stared at me. I need you to come to the bar next week with us and be my wingman."

by thatothergirlwhowasinline September 17, 2010

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014

Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.

Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"

by Titty Christ August 3, 2015

Yacht clubed

When you meet famous people and have no respect for them because you are way more important than them and your experience with them is all about you. You've just been yacht clubbed bitch.

I so meet the band back stage and yacht clubed them bitches!!!

by Yacht club life September 26, 2018

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018