chode block

Similar to the famous cock block, but when a man with a larger penis blocks the dude with the obvious small dick, bc he has no game.

Man I had so much fun last night, got with this chick, totally chode blocked this little fag artsy guy who was talkin to her at the bar.

by duderlbwski March 31, 2006

Chode

The part between the ass hole and privates of male or female. Also referred to as the Taint.

The chode was sticky and smelly. The taint was odorless and tasted like chicken.

by X_herb aka Einsteins_kid September 14, 2003

Chodefuck

Using one's penis to penetrate the gooch and create an orifice between the vag and the rectum.

"Dude, my penis slipped last night and I totally chodefucked your mom"

by Payman August 20, 2007

Chode

The fat that you scrape out of the grease trap of a George Foreman Grill or other pan that catches the cooling grease from cooking meat.

Did you clean the chode out of the pan?

by lidabets January 4, 2010

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003

Chode-ally

adj; to use the word totally in a conversation in which a chode is being discussed.

That short fat penis is chode-ally a chode!

by mgydagnger October 13, 2008

Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010