Term used to describe yourself if your proficiency in chinese is only conversational as opposed to fluent.
Dim sum refers to chinese brunch and therefore dim sum chinese means one can only speak chinese well enough to make it through an afternoon eating dim sum with fluent chinese speaking family members.
Someone who can only speak dim sum chinese most likely cannot understand most of chinese radio, tv shows or songs.
Very common amongst ABC's (american born chinese)
Dim sum refers to chinese brunch and therefore dim sum chinese means one can only speak chinese well enough to make it through an afternoon eating dim sum with fluent chinese speaking family members.
Someone who can only speak dim sum chinese most likely cannot understand most of chinese radio, tv shows or songs.
Very common amongst ABC's (american born chinese)
Hey, I'm kind of nervous about you meeting my parents tomorrow. I feel like they would disapprove of me dating someone who can only speak dim sum chinese.
by joechin November 9, 2010
Get the dim sum chinesemug. Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.
Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.
by Work Head June 30, 2022
Get the Chinese Dick Trapmug. by wefjkweflikwfelwfe August 25, 2011
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Get the chinese chicken chokermug. When something long-awaited that's usually in development hell, like a movie, video game, or album, falls short of its built-up hype when it's finally released. Named for the Guns N' Roses album of the same name, which after 15 years was finally released, to mediocre reviews.
by wantanabewasabe June 1, 2011
Get the Chinese Democracy Effectmug. Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
by CAC123 September 20, 2013
Get the Chinese Alarm Clockmug. When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.
by bungelina January 26, 2010
Get the Chinese Democracy Syndromemug.