blow cheese

the crusty part at the end of the tip of spray cheese in a can.

Erin you eat the blow cheese it tastes like crap!
Sure, it tastes just like mom made!

by Lezs February 20, 2009

gouda cheese

Not a badda cheese, but a gouda one.

Damn that's some gouda cheese

by dahnjor November 4, 2013

Cheese god

People with the name thomas and faye are cheese gods

Cheese god people are de best

by Poomaster44 May 27, 2021

bacheloroni & cheese

a bachelor food: the combination of macaroni & cheese with any other food, most commonly a condiment.

macaroni & cheese + salsa = bacheloroni & cheese

by Will Nelson January 11, 2008

Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005

Cheese boi

Internet slang for mouse or rat

Dem cheese bois chewed into the cereal box. Better call pest control.

by Gaijin-san January 24, 2020

Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.

I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.

by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009