Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”

by Iqruze January 17, 2020

evil cheese

someone who likes to draw the also usually like anime

oh look its the new girl she looks like a total evil cheese

by wxllxxmx March 14, 2020

hoodie cheese

Nasty cheese shit when u don't wash an uncircumcised penis

Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*

by boogieWahoodie April 8, 2020

Broccoflower cheese

Combination of Broccoli, cauliflower and cheese sauce

Who would like some broccoflower cheese

by MumziG April 18, 2020

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Halo Cheese

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer

“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021