Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

chair

some thing you sit on

i sat on the chair

by bigunclewilly5467 September 5, 2022

pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024