Rhino Charge

To plunge the strongest arm forward at high speed and power penetrating through the chest of a person and/or zombie at full thrust in the shape of a Rhino charging. The result being an unrealistic head explosion upon pulling out and a bloody hand. Best used when wearing gloves.

Or inserting a fully erected penis into a womens vagina before foreplay.

One of Albert Weskers 'other' better finisher moves Rhino Charge which he used in the 'lost in nightmares' scenaio in Resident Evil 5 to kill Spencers guards.

by Blanked out December 31, 2010

Shit Charge

The act of charging your iPod or iPhone before taking a massive shit

Phil: Hey man where's your iPhone charger? Those tacos just hit bottom. It's gonna be a long one.

Rene: Ah you need a shit charge bro

by 2am_hero August 21, 2011

if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan

a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

by smores21 July 19, 2012

San Diego Chargers

Crappy football team. All of their best players take steriods. All Chargers fans think that their team is one of the best ever even though they've never actually won anything. Chargers players and fans cry about anything that doesn't go their way.

Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.

Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.

Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.

Curt: " Raiders suck! Go Chargers baby!"

Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"

Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"

Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."

Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"

Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."

San Diego Chargers

by Man La Pig October 11, 2008

chained

To be bonded together to something with chains.
Usually used in sexual situations.

1. He/she chained her/him to the bed.
2. He/she is chained to the bed.

by BAD_DEFINITIONS July 12, 2005

2 fingered mexican oil change

When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.

She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.

by Kevin Benson December 30, 2007

chainer syndrome

A Spy from Team Fortress 2, that doesn't know anything about spying, yet tries to "chain", these unintelligent individuals may also use a profile name, or rename their Conniver's Kunai, to a TF2Slurgi or tf2Klown references, or just downright steal their name/profile picture. These "people" may also think they are good because they 2 back to back stairstabs in players who installed the game a few days ago.

Person 1 : Dude this spy is so bad but he keeps going for the most obvious shit on me
Person 2: Yeah that's a clear case of chainer syndrome

by insomniatf2brazil March 23, 2021