A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
by TheCarToad July 12, 2009
Get the car toad mug.Synonym for a ginger's penis. This term applies only if the penis has never seen action and/or is stricken with the gout. It is well known that the Russian pilots who flew the MIGs in Top Gun had Car Oreos, and that's why Goose took that picture and Maverick shot those Commies down.
The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.
The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.
by Caroreo2 November 10, 2010
Get the Car Oreo mug.Any automobile sufficiently overloaded with accessories so as to be conspicuously gaudy. The overload factor is directly proportional to the worth of the car. For example, a 1965 Buick Electra deuce and a quarter with a cracked windshield and a busted ring, emitting clouds of smoke might merely need to have mud flaps and curb feelers to pass as a soul car. A more recent ride in good condition might require a spoiler, a hood scoop, a gaudy large antenna and an overly expensive set of chrome wheels to reach the threshold. The ubiquitous nature of over-amped sound systems excludes their consideration as a factor in determining the status.
Hey, it looks like they have been spraying for mosquitoes again." 'No, it's from that soul car that just drove by. Didn't you see the strobe lights?
by Grant Blacque June 18, 2011
Get the soul car mug.This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.
by Captin-Smack April 17, 2009
Get the ignorant car mug.A sad, pathetic looking car that has extreme desire to be another automobile. Generally used to transport elderly to the market, early-bird specials and church. A general nuisance to other people do to its small tires and inability to go the speed limit. A perfect fit for any senior citizen.
Ed was driving his lady-car well below the speed limit to the early bird special when he hit a pot hole and the car's small tires went flat.
by teebone18 July 7, 2011
Get the Lady-Car mug.The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.
A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.
A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.
I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.
by Fuch naut December 8, 2021
Get the Jap Car mug.the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.
"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."
by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010
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