brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?

by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018

Use your brian

Telling someone to use their brain, in a comedic way.

Person 1: What is the answer
Person 2: Use your brian lah

by CapTouhou November 5, 2021

brian quick

Horrible wr that gets drafted to high and seems to always be on the field but never in a play

Look the Rams drafted another Brian quick
Shit

by Ramadan April 19, 2016

Brian Kink

When you have a kink to teenagers named Brian, sometimes they can be known as Becky if they are feminine.

Person 1: I have a kink towards that kid named Brian
Person 2: So you have a Brian Kink?

by Person 200000000 December 17, 2021

Brian Varghese

Keralite/ Malayali with a massive cock

This dude was so big I thought he was Brian Varghese

by Vlerd January 20, 2022

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023