NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.
Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
by Baron Von Berpinfartz November 1, 2013
Get the Storm Bonermug. When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.
Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.
Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!
Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!
by Rocheman4280 June 29, 2013
Get the Bike Bonermug. When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017
Get the wishing bonermug. When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.
Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.
by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018
Get the boner bumpmug. When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
Get the Book Bonermug. A boner that is achieved by thinking of forbidden thoughts. The owner, of said boner, must always make his best efforts to not let his friends know the root of his erection
“That fella Jack’s got a boner”
“I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”
“I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”
by TheTomBrady69 April 22, 2020
Get the Prague Bonermug. by funsize1481 May 30, 2015
Get the twisted bonermug.