blowjob

a really fun adult time activity

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder

by cupcaken August 11, 2022

blowjob

when a man gets you all naked and hot and they bend down and they suck and blow

jack gave John a huge fucking blowjob

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Red blowjob

Where a female sucks you off with red pepper flakes in her mouth.

Dude this girl gave me a red blowjob last night. I had to use milk to cool my dick off.

by Janewilliams September 22, 2021

Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

national blowjob day

May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob

Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long

by job in charge day May 2, 2024