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Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before
Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob
by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022
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National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day
John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo
by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022
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Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.
by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023
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Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise
"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"
by MittensUB May 8, 2022
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blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.
by kingofanthills@gmail.com December 6, 2021
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Embrasive blowjob

The embrasive blowjob, was most found in the summer time.. the way he caresses the throat with his shaft so smoothly. as he mutters those sweet little lies of his lust, "oh your as sweet as the little air that's left in my throat..darling" a deep inner thought embraced me<3
I walked up to my majestic king's arms , he held me close. muttered softly into my ear he loved me. got onto my knee's his hands embracing the back of my head holding my head so closely. I love his embrasiveness <3 -embrasive blowjob-
by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018
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Full Body Blowjob

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!
by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022
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