My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
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—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).
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Get the International Blowjob Day! mug.1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
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Yo dude you busy this Saturday?
Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
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by CamBrodian May 27, 2018
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Eg; 1, that’s really what you did, wow you blowjob teether. 2, Ow, stop for a
Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.
Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.
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-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact
-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact
-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
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