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Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
by grittyt May 6, 2018
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Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
mugGet the Open relationshipmug.

FBI Open Up

When you are watching TV involving suspicious amonguses in your house
Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025
mugGet the FBI Open Upmug.

open fly

When A Majestic Fly 'Comes Out Of Your Zipper' its Actually Your Dick Coming Out Of Your Zipper
Hey We Can See Your Fly Hanging Out

The Open Fly Airlines Is Available

open fly plz im horny
by MummysWannabeGangster April 7, 2016
mugGet the open flymug.

People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.
Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"
by Amma69 June 15, 2022
mugGet the People openermug.

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.
Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
mugGet the auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenonmug.

Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.
by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013
mugGet the Opened a can of stewmug.

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