Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014

Battle Llama

A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween

I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama

by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021

Battle of Gettysburg

When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.

I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.

by Prince Fonzarelli January 21, 2023

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

Battle Cunt

A cunt the Battle’s.

Man, Sandy sure has a battle cunt.

by Really Boi February 10, 2018

Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.

Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"

by AughisFun October 14, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025