A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.
That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”
by anonymous October 22, 2023
Get the Battle Cow mug.When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations
Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?
Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.
Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.
by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015
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Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020
Get the Battle Pussy mug.When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
Get the Reverse Battle Royale mug.When two people in a relationship both want out which should be simple enough. However, they both need to play the victim rather than just parting ways so they put all efforts into busting each other cheating. Hence the Battle Loyal begins!
Mark and Jenny aren't doing well, they Entered the Battle Loyal, Mark gets her drunk and pretends she ran off and Jenny is catfishing Mark with fake profiles.
Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal
Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal
by DrFlow July 8, 2023
Get the Battle Loyal mug.Battle For 17 Cents is a very cool online show created by I'mJustATearMan. It's the result of a bunch of made-up characters, such as Chris the dog/fish/cat, Dorito, Orb, ect. All meet up for a chance to do different challenges and compete for the grand prize of 17 cents.
The origin of this Youtube series is that the creator was in bed at 3:00 AM, with nothing to do. So, he decided to draw some characters, in a mobile animation app called "FlipaClip". Then he proceeds to add voice lines for the characters. With each character having a unique voice, and personality.
The show's cast changes every episode. The characters who don't complete the challenge, are put up for "elimination". The viewers of the show get to choose between the characters that are up for elimination and vote in the comments of that video on who they want out of the show. Those votes will then be placed and counted in the next episode. The character who receives the most votes, gets "eliminated".
Its quality is quote on quote, "The main comedic purpose". The creator stated. With the animations all being done at 2 frames per second.
orb is the best character.
The origin of this Youtube series is that the creator was in bed at 3:00 AM, with nothing to do. So, he decided to draw some characters, in a mobile animation app called "FlipaClip". Then he proceeds to add voice lines for the characters. With each character having a unique voice, and personality.
The show's cast changes every episode. The characters who don't complete the challenge, are put up for "elimination". The viewers of the show get to choose between the characters that are up for elimination and vote in the comments of that video on who they want out of the show. Those votes will then be placed and counted in the next episode. The character who receives the most votes, gets "eliminated".
Its quality is quote on quote, "The main comedic purpose". The creator stated. With the animations all being done at 2 frames per second.
orb is the best character.
by ratio elllll November 4, 2022
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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