shake n bake

A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.

I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake

I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.

by BlackDogPub December 19, 2007

Shake N' Bake

The highest level of the redneck lifestyle. to have redneck attributes. redneck elite. Also used to define a redneck duo.

Also used to define vigilante cop duos.

That guy with the mullet and the Burt Reynolds 'stache was so fuckin' Shake N' Bake.

Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.

That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.

by Kevy Chase September 10, 2010

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008

german baking tray

When you get cookie mix, brownie mix, cake mix etc. and put it up somebody's butt and have anal sex.

Hey, if you say that one more time I will make you a German Baking Tray!

Hey, wanna make brownies? You can be the German Baking Tray.

by Regundo June 5, 2007

bake n' fuck

The state of being high off of marijuana and also participating in sexual intercourse

Dude, me and jill bake n' fucked last night! It was mad chill!

by jesseeee May 11, 2007