“Hey im an army!”
“Really?” *smacks*
“Excuse me dumbass hoe who do you think your smacking?” *beats the shit out of the person
“Really?” *smacks*
“Excuse me dumbass hoe who do you think your smacking?” *beats the shit out of the person
by hahahahhaah December 23, 2020
by TheWeirdKidWhoSaysA August 27, 2023
Armies are the plural noun of arms. Derived from the latin word Brachium meaning the upper segment of the arm or forelimb extending from the shoulder to the elbow.
Armies holds some of the larger upper body muscles and are particularly expanded in men as they have a high amount of testosterone which helps build muscle strength in order to flex on the ladies and get some sweet puss. This serves the purpose of procreation and protecting ones children during aggravated disputes against other males.
Armies holds some of the larger upper body muscles and are particularly expanded in men as they have a high amount of testosterone which helps build muscle strength in order to flex on the ladies and get some sweet puss. This serves the purpose of procreation and protecting ones children during aggravated disputes against other males.
"my armies hurt"
by skeetermcyeeter September 26, 2020
ARMY, meaning; Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth is the fanbase of the k-pop group, BTS. They are one of the most scariest fandoms in the universe. They go with the motto: "Mess with our boys and you will have to face the consequences" they could even cancel you within 24 hours. They could find your address, phone number or even the names of your school and family!!
by sxftjiminieee November 16, 2020
A group of beautiful hoes who decided to give their life to these 7 dorks. Don't even think of dating them because their standards are too high for you.
{Random Guy} Hi! Are you single?
{ARMY} Are you Namjoon, Yoongi, Seokjin, Jimin, Hoseok, Taehyung, or Jungkook? No? Well dont talk to me.
{ARMY} Are you Namjoon, Yoongi, Seokjin, Jimin, Hoseok, Taehyung, or Jungkook? No? Well dont talk to me.
by .ichangedmyname January 06, 2021
ARMY (n.): Slang. A girl who’s unbeatable at keeping high streaks (Snapchat, fitness, study goals, whatever)—because, like a literal army, she’s disciplined, resilient, and thrives under pressure.
skibidi version: (
A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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skibidi version: (
A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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"Bro, she’s got a 1000-day streak with everyone—she’s a total ARMY."
Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."
"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."
"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."
“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”
“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”
“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."
"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."
"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."
“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”
“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”
“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
by shamsuney December 05, 2024
by CHRlSlTY October 14, 2019