Maxi Army

A group of absolute weapons who defy the haters and do cool shit like parkour.
Most important rule of maxi army? Keep a damn positive, anti-hater mindset.

The Maxi Army is class like, they ditch the haters and look cool doing it!

by TheMaxiArmy February 11, 2025

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Army

Hey, I'm not going to need one.

Hym "An army would be an unexpected boon but I won't even need one. As long as some of your kids die (and they will) over what you are doing to me, that is all I need. There is only me getting the credit and payment I deserve and your kids dying. There is nothing outside of this paradigm. I'm not arguing with you. I don't need an argument. I don't need a premise. You'll get nothing but child murder and the parents who's kid you are sacrificing want me to get credited and paid. You are harming them by doing this to me."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

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The Cheeto Army

The Cheeto Army is full of goats, they’re Sargent is Sludge. He is very cool 😎

The Cheeto Army is cool.

by Xaelance September 3, 2022

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Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.

You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.

by TheJoxter May 6, 2019

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Army

A group of beautiful hoes who decided to give their life to these 7 dorks. Don't even think of dating them because their standards are too high for you.

{Random Guy} Hi! Are you single?
{ARMY} Are you Namjoon, Yoongi, Seokjin, Jimin, Hoseok, Taehyung, or Jungkook? No? Well dont talk to me.

by .ichangedmyname January 6, 2021

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