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Evan

Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.

The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
John hurt Stacey's feelings and in response Stacey's told john " ohh gosh you are such an evan"
by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024
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Evan

Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses
My friend's an Evan
by Milf attractor June 21, 2021
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Evan's Boywife

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard

Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.

Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.

Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025
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Evan

Evan is a dick head
by NigerianBasketWeaver January 31, 2020
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Evan

smells nice
is a weeb
can be very gay
Evan told me likes to tickle Leon's balls
by _Random_Girl_ February 27, 2022
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Evan

Evan is an unpopularity ship name for the show Ena, the ship itself is about a a character named Ena and Van. The ship is often called Ena x Van or Van x Ena however Evan is just a short way of saying it.
Yo not going to lie Evan is kinda a cute couple
Awww Evan is so cute

What the heck is Evan
by lulu the kitty cat October 8, 2022
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Peggy Evans

An alter ego used to describe someone who secretly enjoys being pegged by his partner but won’t admit it publicly.
“Oh, he’s dull in public, but you just know he’s a total Peggy Evans behind closed doors.”
by MagicarpalTunnel July 10, 2025
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