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Alex

A weird person who just enjoys being alone. They will play their clarinet and then get frustrated and then just play complete nonsense. They typically won't do any of their school work and it really shows. lol jk. but she cool tho and really in love with K pop and will stab you if you say otherwise so watch out
Hey, is that Alex , and is she playing her clarinet like a baboon? She is frustrated again.
by Katiebug05 May 2, 2019
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Alex

Alex is guy who never checks his phone in a reasonable time and just dosent text back for days. I mean really you could get a faster response from Michael Jackson, and he is 6 feet under and dosent know how to use a fucking phone. If he was Warewolf you would only be able to text the Warewolf because the only time he actually gives a response is at 12-6 in the morning and probably writes with a toaster if I had to guess from the speed hes typing.
Wow I cant belive hes alexing me again
by TheManTheMythTheLegendShrek January 6, 2019
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Alex

Alex is a bitch
Hey you know Alex? They’re such a bitch...
by atsuki October 6, 2020
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Alex

alex is a bot who loves fortnite and knows he likes anna but he is such a player
alex who likes anna like fornite more
by albox2587 October 3, 2020
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Alex

A pussy ass bitch. He has a small dick and small vagina. He fucks his cats like he fucks his sister hard and fast. He also is a stinky cunt who likes hentai and wont shut the fuck up.
Look at that ugly cunt he must be an Alex

See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex

That hobo looks like an Alex
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Alex

Alex is a boy with bigger tiddies than Namjoon but not wonho. He is addicted to Kpop. He is a nerd.

He has long dark brown hair and has dark brown, almost black eyes. He has tan skin and he is average height. He is an average looking human.
by CuteUnicorn17 June 5, 2019
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Alex

A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
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