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The Alpha Fragment

YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
The Alpha Fragment is very goofy poem
by Jonathan Alexander Doe December 14, 2023
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alpha wolf saga

the cinematic masterpiece ever, a trilogy of movies about sigma the alpha wolf who went on to defeat the rizz lord, former rapper corrupted by the power of the grimace shake, kai cenat.
Person 1: yo bro did you watch the alpha wolf saga?
Person 2: haven’t started it yet, still binging gyattlander rn.
by bonnie the bun May 14, 2024
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Alpha

A player at most times , gets with you a play your heart until he dumps you but really fun and adventurous meanwhile
Damn !I dated that Alpha once he broke me and I cried for a week
by anonymous November 24, 2023
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Alpha Sigma Phi

a frat with weird alcoholics who like to hug instead of kiss
My Alpha Sigma Phi brother gave me the best hug the other day
by stickyfratboy42069 February 14, 2025
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Alpha House

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Alpha house is only for alpha omega males
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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Alpha

1. The first letter of the Greek alphabet. See Α, α, ἄλφα, and alfa.

2. In game development, used to denote a stage of the game development when key gameplay mechanics are implemented. Comes after Pre-alpha and before Beta.
3. In a social hierarchy, used to denote a person who has a high social position, an example is an alpha male.
Usage 1: Alpha is a letter of the Greek alphabet.
Usage 2: The game is currently in the alpha stage
Usage 3: He is an alpha male.
by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
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Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
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