The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 07, 2022
Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
by Old Bread May 01, 2023
Jessica needs mental help
by Urbangirlthateatsdictionaries September 14, 2021
by EpPENIS July 23, 2020
Jessica is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She is super fun and down to earth and loves chillin' in her room. She has lots of close friends and opens up easily, but when she gets really comfy with her friends she starts to do some strange things, like burping and passing gas. But apart from that, she is really great!
by Anne_12 October 28, 2020
Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
by garfield6969 November 02, 2021
Jessica is a charming and beautiful girl, but unfortunately she is not always aware of her beauty. People like her because she is funny and sociable. At first glance, she is an angel, she seems kind and sensitive, while in fact she can be mischievous and playful. Her friends and family know her from both sides: with them she can be herself, they love her as she is.
Despite some small flaws, Jessica has an unconditional love for her family and friends, she is actually very sensitive and gets attached very easily, too easily. To compensate for this excess of feelings, she prefers not to show them so as not to suffer. If Jessica shows you affection or opens up to you, take this chance, it will be the first and last perch she will hand you.
Jessica sees life as a succession of ephemeral things, for her it is important to live everything, to be free, she dreams of freedom, travel and luxury. Deep down, Jessica is a sensitive girl who cares about her loved ones, she is strong and never gives up. On the contrary, she will do everything to encourage her friends and bring them up. She loves her loved ones with all her heart, if one of them is feeling bad, then she will do her best to help them feel better. The happiness of her loved ones is her own. It is important not to play with her heart as she is unforgiving, she can love you madly or hate you madly, it is a double-edged sword.
Despite some small flaws, Jessica has an unconditional love for her family and friends, she is actually very sensitive and gets attached very easily, too easily. To compensate for this excess of feelings, she prefers not to show them so as not to suffer. If Jessica shows you affection or opens up to you, take this chance, it will be the first and last perch she will hand you.
Jessica sees life as a succession of ephemeral things, for her it is important to live everything, to be free, she dreams of freedom, travel and luxury. Deep down, Jessica is a sensitive girl who cares about her loved ones, she is strong and never gives up. On the contrary, she will do everything to encourage her friends and bring them up. She loves her loved ones with all her heart, if one of them is feeling bad, then she will do her best to help them feel better. The happiness of her loved ones is her own. It is important not to play with her heart as she is unforgiving, she can love you madly or hate you madly, it is a double-edged sword.
by Alriaaaa___ November 21, 2021