Satan's Butterfly

A cockroach, specifically palmetto bugs but can be applied to any cockroach that can fly. These are the butterflies no one admires.

"Oh my god, a Satan's Butterfly crawled out of the sink drain, kill it!"

"I've recently called over an exterminator to my house. I've been getting a lot of Satan's Butterflies in my house."

by ElliotTheFennekin May 28, 2025

Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

Satan

The most arrogant, self sentered bastard you’ll ever meet, the enemy of God, the enemy of Humanity, hates all that is good, hates every one and every thing, hates all of creation, doomed to hell, but brings everyone possible down with him.

Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.

Satan deserves nothing.

by Joe mama1928478291 April 17, 2024

satan rail

The act of Railing your significant other with such anger or fury one could question whether you are possessed by the Devil himself or other Demonic Spirit. Typical signs of Satan Railing are violent shaking of the bed, depth of penetration and the eyes of the Railee rolling up profoundly into the skull whilst holding onto the headboard

She annoyed me earlier, so when we went to bed I really Satan Railed her and got my aggression out.

by byte_574 April 18, 2024

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

Satan

The ruler of underworld who supports LGBT rights and you can find him in many pride parades.

"I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."

by Englot May 27, 2024