juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.

"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"

by harold, the butt plunderer May 3, 2016

oleaginous deuce

the act of eating fast food while on the toilet

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.

by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 3, 2017

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Deuces

It means peace of either “hello” or “goodbye”

Man: deuces
Woman: how are you

Or

Men: Ok I gtg, deuce
Women: ok

by Jdufnef January 5, 2018

Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.

"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."

by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023