Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006

shoot the bed

amazing phrase that austin mahone's computer and savieeclairemay made up on the twitterverse. it could mean anything.

gosh darn just shoot the bed already

by MimiMahone May 19, 2012

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

by YBR H3 January 21, 2011

naked bed wrestling

an alternative word to sex

1st man: whats all the bangin coming from upstairs?

2nd man: its peter and john their naked bed wrestling the dirty bumlovers!

by southwalessniper December 26, 2009

Shit My Bed

an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed

Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."

by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010

went to bed with chickens

sleeping very soon at night

I was very tired last night so I went to bed with chickens.

by Alishahbaz May 5, 2010