New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

Kiss Friend Year

Kiss your friend without getting in any troubble

nah mate, its kiss friend year

by noobmaster666 March 19, 2021

Sepia Years Old

The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.

I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."

by Geofftech March 25, 2021

New Years Eve

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.

"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"

by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019

nanyang year heads

esth*r lim and sh*rley lum (the 2 p6 year heads) are both cancerous communists and manipulators. they think that they r the best when in reality they are nothing but two old divorced hags. esther lim is an infertile whore that prob ate her husband. shirley lummylumslut has more forehead than bitches. also she rolls her eyes like some kind of superior dictator. must as well call her a dick taker bc her mouth is so big and fat and ugly. lick my pussy u whore.

someone: i hate shirlee lamb and essy leem. they are such cancerous nanyang year heads
someone else: ikr lets form an anarchy against them <3
someone: k lets show those assfucks that we're better than them

by Embryo Roblox Hater and Simp August 19, 2022