wankerd

getting really drunk

person 1: what did u do on the weekend?
person 2: went out with the boys and got really wankerd.

by billson1 August 26, 2013

Wankerchief

A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).

Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.

by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014

Wicked Twister

A wicked twister is the act when a male drives his fist into the females vagina or anus and begins "wickedly twisting"

Me: hey Tyler

Tyler: ya ?
Me: I gave my girl a wicked twister last night
Tyler: I bet her clit looks like a dibble dong from all that twisting

by Punjabi revenge December 15, 2014

wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

wankerbatting

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.

"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"

by TheJacker March 29, 2015

Wanker

A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser

oh look at his hair, what a wanker

by bigwangman November 9, 2015

Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.

by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015