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Miracle Whip 

A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip
Miracle Whip by Halex69club February 1, 2019
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Dole whip 

Someone who is soft. A coward. A chicken.
1:" hey man you tryna fight?"
2: "he probably scared."
1: yeah, dole whippp!!!
Dole whip by Coolpandax February 20, 2019

Sick Whip 

Your piece of shit car that you call a sick whip, when in all reality, it's a hoopty.
Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!
Sick Whip by RedRabbit1987 March 6, 2019

Dole Whip 

Using pineapple rings as an Elizabethan collar to accessorize one's junk, meant to be eaten. Can be enhanced with whip cream or cool whip.
Timofy was feeling frisky, so he put on a dole whip.
Dole Whip by bobby.california March 31, 2019

Miracle whip 

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.
Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip
Miracle whip by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

Pistol whip 

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.
Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?
Pistol whip by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019