wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

by blindscholar March 3, 2015

Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

wet douchebag

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, rum, and whiskey

Drinking them is also known as douching.

"I had so many wet douchebags last night"

"I had such a hangover from all that douching last night"

by Cohen816 January 25, 2009

Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.

Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.

by EvilBastid February 23, 2015

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018