His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
Get the The Virginity Stealermug. Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
Get the Speed Virginmug. why are you talking so vulgar tonight?! its like an itch i cant scratch! youre what i call a virginal whore!
by hector r January 11, 2008
Get the virginal whoremug. by Taddy February 23, 2005
Get the virgin woolmug. A ritual performed at most live showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. People who have never been to a live show before are virgins. Most casts will choose several virgins out of the group and do all sorts of crazy things to them.
Ann had never been to a live showing of The Rocky Horror Picture show, so she was picked to be part of the virgin sacrifice.
by Trivy December 11, 2008
Get the virgin sacrificemug. "Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"
"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"
"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"
by Hogan Martin** April 30, 2006
Get the Tree Virginmug. person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!
by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009
Get the like a virginmug.