Victory Cereal

A bowl of cereal that is consumed immediately after a trouncing of one's opponents at a game, for the purposes of both celebration and "rubbing it in." Victory Cereal is most effectively eaten with loud chewing and obnoxious slurping noises.

After destroying an inept preschooler at Risk, the Game of World Domination, Rob partook of a large bowl of Victory Cereal, consisting of wholesome 2% milk and delicious Apple Jacks.

by Master of Katan July 11, 2009

victory for the english

Hooking up with a girl at any social event, it could be at a dance or even the movies.

Tom: So did you get with anyone tonight?
Steve: Let's just say that there was victory for the english.
Tom: Nice work man.

by The.Bear February 12, 2010

victim's remorse

Sympathy shown by the victim of a serious offense toward the person that committed it.

In an interview, Rihanna showed a classic example of victim's remorse when she said it wasn't fair that Chris Brown suffered backlash because what he did to her was in private, separate from his career.

by boratfan1 April 19, 2011

Victorian Finger War

A game similar to a Thumb War except the entire hand is used to "capture" the other player's hand. The Victorian Finger War also called an "All Fingers War" is initiated by saying "1, 2, 3, 4 I declare an all fingers war!" The goal is to enclose the all the other player's fingers inside of your hand. It is possible to switch hands as long as only one hand is in play. A winner is declared when one player has maintained control of the other player's fingers for three seconds.

Erin lost the Victorian Finger War after a long and ultimately futile battle for finger dominance.

by fingerchamp June 30, 2012

Victoriouslessness

A battle that is such an epic loss on both sides that the word "defeat" just isn't enough.

Arguing on the internet is a victoriouslessness battle.

by adiens July 25, 2012

victor reyes

Annoying 49er troll who talks shit on NFL pre game boards every fuckin' week then gets abruptly shut the fuck up because the retard is always wrong. He finally shows his head a few days later just to talk more shit.

49er fan:God damnit!
Hawks fan:What?
49er fan:Victor Reyes is making us look retarded again.
Saints fan:Keep dat nigga on a leash.

by SandyBallz November 10, 2013

Victory Lap

When you have sex with a former partner(s) you used to date, or be thing with, but this time was with no commitment

Harry: Yo what you do over the weekend?
Collin: I went back to my hometown and had a Victory Lap with my Ex-girlfriend and two others.

by Viktor Valentine March 18, 2017